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[oh so this girl isn't human either. that's...easier?]

i've only ever seen them in movies.

i think elena read about a book about them one time
something about aphrodite? honestly i kinda tuned out

[ caroline's a bad listener sometimes. ]

i promise, it'll be great. and with three people we can probably get a really nice apartment somewhere
maybe even with a pool!

if i can handle an entire school of kids, i can handle two roommates. i'm not worried

[surely it will be just fine.]

and i do like the sound of a pool.

okay but if we hang out by the pool, you have to at least promise me you will work on your tan at least once
no hiding in your room the whole time

obviously! i'm not that bad am i?

[she is absolutely that bad.]

uhhhhhhhhhhhh hello

[ yes ]

:|

okay i promise to go out and work on my tan. but i want to swim too. does that count?

i guess swimming can count
but you have to hang out with me too, you can't just do that weird thing where you stick your head under water the whole time so you can't hear anybody talking to you

bonnie used to do that and it freaked me out every time

that's weird.

i just want to be able to cool off and not completely fry. i'm not going to like sit at the bottom of the pool or something.

ok, good
because there might be a cute lifeguard but that is so not how you get their attention

oookay we're not going there. i'm not going to flirt with the lifeguards.

why NOT
you're totally a hot eligible tribrid bachelorette, hope

one, because they're probably natives. two, because i have enough drama in my life right now don't you think?

you don't have any dating drama so no

[ hope there was one point in caroline's new amsterdam life where she was juggling three men, two of whom were vampires way older than her. there is no drama here. ]

i have an overprotective father that would probably push anyone i tried to date down the stairs

so we'll distract him? or not tell him?
it's not like you have to broadcast it

i'm not going to go out with someone just because i'm bored.

i'm not exactly the easiest person to deal with.

well, yeah, but that's not what i said
you can be available without being gross about it, you know

they last guy i tried to let in betrayed me and the entire school that same night

i'm not exactly eager to do that again.

[but fine make her be honest about this.]

if it makes you feel better, tyler kissed me and then sold me out to his werewolf buddies so they could shoot me in a cage

most guys suck
that doesn't mean all of them do

seriously? jesus

most people suck

but fine. i'll keep myself open to the idea, i guess.

super douchey, right?

[ she has not gotten over it. ]

i'm not saying you have to go pick a boyfriend out of a catalogue or whatever
but if somebody asks you to get a drink or something you should go
and if you don't want to go alone i can always drag marcos along

[ such a loving girlfriend ]

just no blind dates, okay? that sounds like my worst nightmare.

deal. no blind dates. but i am definitely dragging you to whatever party happens next, and no excuses to get out of it

fine, deal. i'll even let you pick out what i wear.

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